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“The Lizzie McGuire Movie” Reviewed (Part 2)

Do you think they even considered other titles for the movie? Like Lizzie McGuire Goes to Rome or Lizzie McGuire’s Italian Adventure or literally anything with even a little bit more imagination or creativity? Apparently the Italian release of this was called Lizzie Superstar, which is a fittingly absurd title for this absurd movie. I would have called it Hilary Duff Is a Pop Star Now, Idiots: Deal With It if I’d been involved.

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The 10 Best and Worst Episodes of “Lizzie McGuire”

I don’t know that these opinions are going to be extremely popular. Other sites have attempted to make (trash) lists of their favorite episodes or even a (respectable) ranking of all of them, but those writers aren’t coming from a place of intense exasperation with and hatred for the show. Continue reading The 10 Best and Worst Episodes of “Lizzie McGuire”

The Costume Design of “Lizzie McGuire” Doesn’t Work

The costume design on Lizzie McGuire might be the single most memorable thing about it. A million articles have been written about how iconic, important and inspirational the show’s outfits were, and this is not going to be one of them. Continue reading The Costume Design of “Lizzie McGuire” Doesn’t Work